Boy and the Teacher
by Bradley Mirrelson
TEACHER: BRADLEY, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
BRADLEY: I is..
TEACHER: No, Bradley..... Always say, 'I am.'
BRADLEY: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' (OI!!)
I've had trouble with a teacher. I put my hand up the other day and said " Miss, would I be in trouble for something I have and haven't done?" The teacher said "No, of course, not." I said "Good, cause I've been bullying a kid and I've not done my homework!"