Funny saying about birth control pills

by Gretchen

Birth Control Pill - Funny

Birth Control Pill - Funny

A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old-woman for most of her life, finally retired.

At her next check-up the new doctor told her to bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As the young doctor was going through the list, his eyes grew wide as he realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.

"Mrs Smith do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL PILLS?"

"Yes they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs Smith, I assure you there is absolutely nothing in these, that could possibly help you sleep."

She reached out and patted the young doctor's knee.

"Yes dear I know that. But every morning I grind one up and mix it in the glass of orange juice my 16-year-old granddaughter drinks. And believe me it helps me sleep at night."

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Ten out of ten for this gran! She has obviously raised a few!

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What a clever, smart and hilariously funny grandma this must be. Granma's are angels in disguise.

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