Just received an email with these cuter than cute funny sayings - you must add them!!
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
Always use tasteful words. You may have to eat them.
Once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool.
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
Too many people grow up, that's the real problem with the world. They forget. They don't remember what it feels like to be 12 years old. - Walt Disney
We've had bad luck with all our children. They all grew up.
I've heard that it is possible to grow up. I've just never met anyone who's actually done it.
As we grow better, we meet better people.
Adults are just obsolete children. - Dr Seuss
Age is just a number, totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
Once you grow up, you stop growing at both ends and start growing in the middle - it's not worth it.
The greener grass on the other side is probably artificial turf.
An accountant is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
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