Funny Saying-Comment

by Brigette
(CT)

Not Funny - Ipad or Eye Pad

Not Funny - Ipad or Eye Pad

Not Funny - Ipad or Eye Pad
Funny Saying - Smart Ass

Heard some funny sayings and comments today that I would like to share:

- Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.

- It you want to be a smart-ass, first: you have to be smart otherwise you are just an ass.

- "Stressed" is dessert spelled backwards, so have some!

- I tried being normal once, it was the most miserable day of my life.

- Middle age is: That time when you finally get your mind together and your body starts falling apart.

- The only time some people taste success is when they take a bite out of you.

- I'm not sure if life is passing me by too fast or if it is trying to run me over.

- I will never be over the hill, I am too darn tired to climb it.

- I wish my bank account filled up as quickly as my laundry basket.

- I finally found out what I want to be when I grow older... YOUNGER!

- Whenever you fall, pick something up while down there.

- You can't always control who walks into your life, but you can control which window to through them out of.

- You don't need to like me: I'm not a FACEBOOK STATUS

- A successful woman is one who can build a strong foundation with the bricks that others have thrown at her.

- When you stop chasing the wrong things, you give the right things a chance to catch you.

- Told my mom I wanted an ipad, she went of to the chemist and came back with one of those spongy eye pads.

with love,
Brigette

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Very funny
by: Dennis

The funny sayings that are shared here on the webpage are awesome and I find many of the comments extremely funny. I really enjoyed reading through these comments and laughed a lot. Keep up the good work girls/guys.

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Ipad vs. Eye Pad
by: LIANA

The Ipad vs. Eye Pad one is hilarious, I have not laughed this hard in a long time, thank you for sharing!

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