Ketchup Bottle Malfunction

by Katie
(Maryland)

Take a ketchup bottle, unscrew the cap, tape it shut where the ketchup squirts out from the inside. Use a toothpick and some ketchup to fill in the outside so it looks less suspicious. When someone tries to get ketchup, nothing will happen.

For added fun, cut a line about an inch long and inch away from the opening, directly under the ketchup place. When the victim squeezes the bottle, the ketchup will squirt out on them. Be prepared to buy new ketchup though!

Also, simply loosen the cap of a squirt type bottle after you've used it, the next person will have a whole lot of ketchup all over their food as the cap pops off when the squeeze over their food.