Sharp-sharp funnies

by A Friend

Sharp Funny

Sharp Funny

Dedicated to my friend Annemie Louw and to the enjoyment her wit provides on Facebook. Here are some of the stuff she says (or read on internet:-)


I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
+1 comment then said: "foggit"

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.

This girl says she recognizes me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore??

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!

When chemists die, they barium.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now...

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So funny!
by: Medley

This is way past funny!

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Good-good
by: Markus

Darn good. Really good. Good-good. Very funny. I like to come here for my daily dose of laughter.
Thanks.

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Hahaha
by: Alycia

I started off smiling and then I read the last one and I burst out laughing. Please continue to post her stuff...

Hi Alycia, we'll ask her to post more of her own stuff. Deal?

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Love a DSH
by: Katy

I love a dry sense of humor. These sayings will crack my friends up. Very good.

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