String beans

by Lynn Gotz
(Pewaukee, WI)

Two string beans were walking down the road, when one is hit by a car.

They take him to the hospital. He has surgery. Afterwards the surgeon comes and talks to the other string bean. I have good news and I have bad news...

The good news is your friend made it through surgery just fine. The string bean said okay so what's the bad news. The surgeon explained he's going to be a vegetable for the rest of his life.

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