Top 5 and Top 10 funniest yo mamma jokes ever

by Cuteness
(Cloudland)

1. yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died

2. yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress factory and slept on the floor

3. yo mamma so greasy she uses bacon for a band-aid

4. yo mama is so lazy she uses a remote control to control her remote.

5. yo mamma is so fat when she fell over she rocked her self to sleep trying to get up.

sorry I can't stop...
So let's make it the top 10 funniest yo mama jokes ever!

6. yo mamma is so ugly when she tried out for star wars they didn't have to give her a costume.

7. yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign, she did.

8. yo mama is so ugly she makes onions cry!

9. yo mamma is so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

10. yo momma is so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.


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