What Math Really Means
MATH, to sum it all up for you, stands for: Mental Abuse Towards Humans.
I was great at Math until they decided to mix the alphabet in it.
Y must I find X, if it is right there on the paper.
Is it really worth it to feel like you've ran a marathon after completing math homework just to find out you got it all wrong the next day.
How to do math: 1. Write down the problem 2. Choose if you are going to make it your own or not.
If I had to calculate how many times math ruined my selfesteem, then I can't help to wonder why the odd spank from parents are against the law but not math.
I'm still waiting for the day that I'm going to use more than plus, minus, multiply, divide and percentages. I'm 92.
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