10 Very Funny Blonde Jokes

by Mia Lambo
(Victoria)

10 Crazy funny blond jokes that will make you snort when you laugh

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Question: How did the blonde break her leg while raking leaves??

Answer: She fell out of the tree

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Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me.
Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me

~~~~3~~~~

I'm changing my name to {Benefits} on Facebook.
Next time someone adds me, It will say 'you are now friends with {Benefits}'

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Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

Answer: Because they go answer the door.

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What do you call an intelligent blonde?

Answer: A Golden Retriever

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Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Answer: She can't find the eleven

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Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

Answer: She found out Big Ben was a clock

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

Answer: They are both empty from the neck up

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Why couldn't the blond make Koolaid?

Answer: The 8 cups of water didn't fit into that little packet

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Why did the blond lose at breast stroke in the swimming competition

Answer: She later learned, other swimmers were cheating, they were using their arms!!!

~~~~Bonus 11~~~~

Why did the blond wear green lipstick?

Answer: She knew that red meant STOP!