10 Very Funny Blonde Jokes

by Mia Lambo
(Victoria)

10 Crazy funny blond jokes that will make you snort when you laugh.

Right, I am a blond and I found these blond jokes very funny, I guess it's a matter of "if the shoe fits, wear it, but don't have a fit". So, if you are overly sensitive about your blond locks, do NOT read on. Perhaps better yet, blond jokes have been around forever, they are not going away, maybe it's time to consider a different shade or make peace with these sometimes unloving, quirky, silly forms of amusement.

~1~

Question: How did the blonde break her leg while raking leaves??

Answer: She fell out of the tree

~2~

Blonde 1: Don't tell anyone but Bees scare me.
Blonde 2: Dont worry, the whole alphabet scares me

~3~

I'm changing my name to {Benefits} on Facebook.
Next time someone adds me, It will say 'you are now friends with {Benefits}'

~4~

Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?

Answer: Because they go answer the door.

~5~

What do you call an intelligent blonde?

Answer: A Golden Retriever

~6~

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Answer: She can't find the eleven

~7~

Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?

Answer: She found out Big Ben was a clock

~8~

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

Answer: They are both empty from the neck up

~9~

Why couldn't the blond make Koolaid?

Answer: The 8 cups of water didn't fit into that little packet

~10~

Why did the blond lose at breast stroke in the swimming competition

Answer: She later learned, other swimmers were cheating, they were using their arms!!!

~Bonus 11~

Why did the blond wear green lipstick?

Answer: She knew that red meant STOP!