10 Short Funny Quick Jokes That Are Easy To Remember

by Jessie

Q: What can go up a chimney down, but not down a chimney up?
A: An umbrella

Q: What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches?
A: A Nervous Wreck

Q: Why did the cactus cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken


Q: What do you get when you cross a porcupine with a snail?
A: A slow-poke


Q: There is a one-story house where every thing is red. The carpet is red, the T.V. is red, the couch is red, the cabinets are red, the toilet is red, the cups are red, the computer is red, the walls are red, the blankets are red, the pillows are red, and the sink is red! So, what color is the staircase?
A: There isn't one! It's a one-story house :-)

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path

Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!

Q: What's orange and sounds like parrot?
A: Carrot

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite

Q: What do you think when two blondes walk into a building?
A: That one of them might have seen it.

Q: What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
A: Anyone can roast beef






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I literally hosed myself - think I'll stop laughing tomorrow

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Pea soup! I'm killing my self laughing.

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