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The Reality Is... Funny 
I wake up with a good attitude everyday. Then idiots happen :-(
You all laugh because I am different, I laugh because you are all the same. ♡
Only …
Funny Saying About Life :-)
Life is great! Below are life quotes to inspire:
If you are going through hell, keep going. ~Winston Churchill
Life is opportunity, benefit from …
Funny Facebook Status
You think I'm not online. But I'm always here. Even if I'm not posting. I'm here. Scrolling. Judging.
Calling someone without texting first is the new …
Funny saying about birth control pills
A doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old-woman for most of her life, finally retired.
At her next check-up the new doctor told her to bring a list …
Funny Saying-Comment
Heard some funny sayings and comments today that I would like to share:
- Cinderella is proof that a new pair of shoes can change your life.
- …
Funny Sayings About And For Parents
Tell your parents its NOT polite to point at other people when they point their finger at you when you have been bad.
Until I was thirteen I thought …
Funny Mom Saying
Kid: Mom can i have 20 bucks?
Mom: What do you think i am made of money?
Kid: Isn't that what mom stands for?
Funny Advice For Girls and Daughters About Men
(Click on the small images to enlarge!)
If it is true that girls marry men like their
fathers, then it is understandable why so many mothers cry so …
Funny Sayings Parents of Teenagers
A teenage boy had just gotten his driver's license and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
His father said he'd make …
Top 20 Short funny sayings about stupid people and stupidity
"Better to keep silent an let people think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt."
-Abraham Lincoln
I'm not fluent in IDIOT, …
Funny Saying about Life-
Life is not a box of chocolates
Its more like a jar of jalapenos...
What you eat today, will burn your ass the day after.
Other True and Funny Sayings …
Funny Sayings about Happiness
There is more happiness in giving than there is in receiving... especially when you're giving to yourself.
All I ask is the chance to prove that lots …
What life is like funny sayings and quotes to make you smile and think
"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss
"Life is an argument you …
Funny
I dropped my laptop off a boat the other day. It's a Dell, rolling in the deep ;)
Funny Sayings about Problems
Can't face a problem? Turn around.
The main cause of problems is solutions.
We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when …
Funny Sayings from Weird People
My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not …
My diet currently... and other funny diet sayings
My current diet:
I am on a seafood diet...I see food and eat it.
Other Funny Diet Sayings
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as …
Funny Status - Text Abbreviation
My friend thinks 'Lol' means 'Lots of Love. She texted me saying, "My dog died". Lol."
Fun Stuff To Do Says:
Here are few other funny answers by …
Funny Sayings for Those born 1930-1979 ( or just after :) who survided
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE
1930's, 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's!!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while …
FRIEND SAYINGS - THE BEST FRIENDSHIP SAYINGS FOR FRIENDS
True friends are the ones that glare at you when you push them away, hug you when you need it, and pull you off the bridge when your about to jump. Bad …
FRIEND SAYINGS - FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT FRIENDS
Friends are like KNICKERS....
Some crawl up your arse...
Some snap under pressure...
Some don't have the strength to hold you up...
Some get a little …
Funny Sayings
Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.
I'm so great I'm jealous of myself.
If nobody's perfect, I must be nobody. …
Funny Friendship Sayings and Quotes - For a Friend
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
The BEST of the rest are friends.
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to …
fuzzy wazzy saying 
Really fast say... Fuzzy wazzy was a bear fuzzy wazzy had no hair fuzzy wazzy wasn't fuzzy was he
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Challenge Accepted
Mom: Tawni, you CAN'T ride your bike all the way to Mexico.
Me: Oh yeah, Mom... Challenge Accepted.
Funny Sayings About Life
Laugh about your worries and worry about your laugh lines.
Life is like a sewer... what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.
Life is …
More Funny Sayings
Especially for those people that tell us to GROW UP!
Many foxes grow grey but few grow good. - Benjamin Franklin
Those whom the gods love grow young. …
Guys Are Like Halloween Pumpkins
Guys remind me of halloween pumpkins. The good ones are always taken and the rest had their heads carved out with a spoon.
Funny Saying
Just received an email with these cuter than cute funny sayings - you must add them!!
Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. …
Funny sayings about food Not rated yet
I once got a happy meal at McDonald's and then asked them to supersize it!
I'm the kind of person who would come out of the gym... and go straight to …
Funny Sayings About Issues Not rated yet
You have more issues than Vogue.
Raisin cookies that look like choc-chip cookies gave me trust issues.
Boy to teacher: You think I have issues wait …
Funny Saying About Life:-) Not rated yet
Some of these life sayings are true, some reality checks, yet all quite funny:
Life is like a batch of cookies. At first you think it is too much, but …
Funny Sayings From and About Stars Not rated yet
Anything is possible. Justin Timberlake proved it by bringing sexy back.
Married life is so easy, you only have one woman to satisfy. - Will Smith
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Funny sayings about girls that are full of themselves Not rated yet
I'd deal with your fullness if I didn't just have lunch.
ABRACADABRA!! Nope, didn't work, you're still a bitch.
Some spend so much time focusing …
Son And Dad Funny Not rated yet
Son: Dad I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi hungry.
Son: Dad I'm serious.
Dad: But I thought you were...
Son: Ahhh! Never mind dad!
Dad: Hahaha!
FUNNY SAYINGS ABOUT BEING SMART Not rated yet
Are you SMART? Then spell it ...... S-M-A-R-T ....NO YOU SHOULD SPELL THE WORD "IT".
Don't eat nuts, if you "are what you eat".
Smart people seem …
Marriage Not rated yet
What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
45 min.
What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 lbs.
Funny saying about onions Not rated yet
My friend told me that onions are the only food that makes you cry, that was before I accidentally hit him in the face with a watermelon...
Sweet funny thing to say to a friend Not rated yet
Cute picture included: It is hard to find a friend that is 96 percent funny, 98 percent sexy and 100 percent sweet, so don't loose me.
Funny things my room mate says Not rated yet
Once, my roommate said "Trying to be a good person is harder than nailing jello to the ceiling"
"Its not about what you are but, ehh who cares we are …
a 6-year-old's innocence Not rated yet
Student: "When were you born Mr. Chris?"
Teacher: "I was born in 1981."
Student: "Oh...So you were born in ancient times."
Teacher: Burst out …
Funny sayings about swim wear for the older figure Not rated yet
This is so funny - Mature woman looking for swimwear
When I was a child in the 1960s, the bathing suit for the mature figure was-boned, trussed and …
Funny fat sayings Not rated yet
I'm not fat I'm just over-flowing with awesomeness.
I'm not fat I'm just swollen.
I'm too fat to skinny dip so I chunky dunk.
My six-pack is so …
Rich Seafood Not rated yet
Imagine how lobsters would feel if they knew how expensive they were.
Your PEOPLE just left - A funny thing to say Not rated yet
My friend: OH, MY Gosh. You won't believe what happened. Blah - blah - blah (starts talking about something) and carries on and on.
Me: (Interrupts …
Funny Saying about the girls in my school Not rated yet
The skirts the girls wear in my school are shorter than spring break!
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2012 - 2013 Comedy - Funny Saying Not rated yet
When its 2013, I'm gonna go to the movies, watch 2012 and tell everyone I survived that!
Funny Sayings Images Not rated yet
Here are some funny sayings in image format, not much more to say have a LOOK, these sayings will touch your heart and stretch you laugh lines.
View …
WOW REALLY Not rated yet
6th Grade
Video: and thats the been gay airplane
Class: HAHAHA
Me: What maybe it just doesn't fly staight!!!
Everyone:HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
…
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Just Mean! Not rated yet
Mason: How do you spell awkward?
Me: A-W-K-W-A-R-D.
Q.T: No!It's M-A-S-O-N!
Everybody: Haaa Haa Haaa Ha!!
Funny sayings about children being smart Not rated yet
My husbands says that our children have my brains because he still has his.
and here are a few more sayings from kids and teens...
I'm not a complete …
Funny Saying About Caring Not rated yet
"Hear that? It's the sound of nobody caring."
another typical english lesson Not rated yet
I always get voldermort and shakespear mixed up Teacher: what?
Ahaha student: You know they are both just dead cool people!
Funny things Not rated yet
Have you ever noticed that we live in a world were pizza gets to ur house before the police??
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Men …
Right and wrong sayings and funny quotes Not rated yet
I am always right even when I am right about being wrong.
To do a great right do a little wrong.
All one can do is hope to end up with the right …
JFK funny saying Not rated yet
When someone says I didn't tell you to do that or something similar, say well no one told the guy that killed JFK to do it but he did!
Eeww Funny Saying Not rated yet
Eeww what's on your neck... my bad it's your head
Eeww what's on your face... my bad it's your nose
Eeww what's on your hand... my bad it's your fingers …
Funny Saying Instead of Cursing Not rated yet
You're an apple.....haha
Reply:
You're a pip....haha
a friendly letter to math Not rated yet
Dear Math,
Solve your own darn problems.
Kind Regard,
Stan Lee
The Best Funny Sayings in General Not rated yet
When I die I want to go peacefully, like my grandfather did in his sleep. Not like the screaming passengers in his car.
Do not argue with an idiot. …
I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in? - Funny Saying Not rated yet
I’d like to help you out today. Which way did you come in?
FUNNY SAYINGS FOR THOSE BORN BETWEEN 1930-1979
FUNNY FRIENDSHIP SAYINGS FOR FRIENDS …
Funny Sayings for your Parents Not rated yet
My parents accused me of lying to them:
I screamed at them "santa, tooth fairy, Easter bunny" and walked off like the boss
Annoyingly Funny Sayings Not rated yet
hey apple, apple... apple... apple...........APPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he said what). You look fruity hahahahahahahahahahaha. …
No Answer Not rated yet
I call my parents and they dont answer, and they call me i dont answer and then all of the sudden it's like World War 3.
Funny things to do at Walmart Not rated yet
Try this. Go to Walmart. Go to the toy section. Take a Dora doll. Put it on the floor in the middle of the aisle. Then go hide. When someone tries to pick …
Funny FUN sayings on Facebook Not rated yet
A life journey of fun will provide you with laugh lines only, no matter how grim life become.
When the tough is on, we all head to FUN STUFF TO DO …
Funny Saying About Facebook Not rated yet
Facebook is like jail. We are friends with people we don't know, we get poked by strangers, we waste time, and write on walls.
lezbians Not rated yet
If lezbians dislike men so much why do they try so bloody hard to look like truck drivers?
The funniest things you never said Not rated yet
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
I love mankind... It's people I cant stand.
No woman ever shot her husband while …
The Ball - Funny Saying and Other Quotes Not rated yet
I kept wondering why the ball was getting closer. Then it hit me!
Other Funny Sayings and Quotes:
No matter where you go – You’re always there! …
I'm A Bandit! Not rated yet
With my hood on and whispering to myself while staring at the floor, "I'm a bandit, and I'm gonna steal all your stuff!!"
My boyfriend, Tyler, "You …
Womdingle? Not rated yet
Me: Hey, what's a Womdingle?
Friend: Wait, what?
Me: You know, a Womdingle...
Friend: Where the heck did you hear that from?
Me: I don't know... maybe …
GIRLS AND FOOTBALL Not rated yet
WHEN A FOOTBALL TEAM IS CALLED "THE NUGGETS" DOES THAT MEAN THAT THEIR MASCOTT IS A CHICKEN?
LOL - Funny Saying Not rated yet
Guy breaks girls heart. Girl breaks guys PS3. Who cries more?
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Friendly Old Fart - Saying - Poem - Disaster - Royal Blunder - Its FUNNY Not rated yet
A fart is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.
A fart can be quiet,
A fart can …
Man Not rated yet
A Man is known by the Company he can or can't keep.
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