Funny things

by Matti
(Nevada)

Have you ever noticed that we live in a world were pizza gets to ur house before the police??
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Men are like bank account the less money you have the less interest they show
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The police are looking for someone who is Sexy, great in bed and has nice hair... your ugly ass is safe but were shuld i hide
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people say you cant live without love... i think oxigen is alil more important
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The things you here about me might be true but me and you no damn well it culd be juss as fake as the b.... who told you that!
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