I AM BORED...
WHAT TO DO WHEN BORED!
The Funny Version!!

If "I am bored" is the statement and "What to do when bored" is the question... in other words you have time to kill, below is a short fun (or stupid) list of things to do today! Come have a grin, have some fun and banish boredom forever!
We do have a SERIOUS "What to do when bored" list!
Below are more "BORED" links to some of our other pages this page is just for laughs or perhaps just to loosen you up a little, to help you with the transition from S-E-R-I-O-U-S to FUN!! Read it whenever you feel miserable, bored or tense!

Things to do when Bored - Seriously!
What to do when bored - WHO AM I?

Here Goes ... just before you reach that fatal point of being bored to death ..!
Boredom is after all only a lack of creativity!

1. Ask someone for advice you don't need
2. Listen to a painting
3. Take your sofa for a walk
4. Shave a shrub
5. Hold a debate. Take both sides
6. Interview a cloud
7. Ask for advice at the chemist ... disagree
8. Put legwarmers on the furniture
9. Mug a stop sign
10. Clean and polish your belly button
11. Water the dog ... see if he grows
12. Mow your carpet
13. Rake your carpet (to clean up clippings from mowing)
14. Dial-A-Therapist and argue
15. Dial-A-Prayer for forgiveness for above
16. Rent a dog to chase your car
17. Let him catch it
18. Sue the owner of above
19. Confess to a crime you didn't commit
20. Play solitaire - with your toes
21. Run for president
22. Make friends with a bird in your garden ... give him a name
23. Give your goldfish language enrichment classes
24. Talk politics to a tree
25. Put out a fire
26. If you can't find a fire start one
27. Confuse an ant by moving a grain of sugar around
28. Tell your boss you are bored at the office
29. Tell your kids the neighbors invited them for a party
30. Learn to break dance .. on the couch
31. Learn to Hip Hop dance in front of a window the neighbors can see
32. Get a bubble blower and tell the secretary to count the bubbles
33. Make up songs or poems about your mother-in-law
34. Send it to her
35. Play cards
36. Play frisbee
37. Play dead
38. Make a tune with your phones keypad numbers
39. Dial the above number and speak to them
40. Sing opera
41. Practice your cartwheel skills
42. Write an autobiography about your boss
43. Play pranks on your friends
44. Change the names on someones phone
45. Bore someone with the words "I am bored!"
46. Turn the volume of the TV down and make up dialogue
47. Visit a beauty salon - only ask for tips
48. Take your TV for a walk in the garden
49. Have a heart to heart with your car
50. Have a picnic in the office on the carpet
51. Talk to your imaginery friend in public
52. Sing wildly to some music while in traffic
53. Shave your head
54. Shave someone elses head
55. Tan patterns on your face
56. Walk with your slippers into the office
57. Give a stranger some marital advice
58. Go fishing in your towns fountain
59. Pull faces at strangers
60. Teach your dog to say: "I can bite"
61. Doodle with your wife or girlfriends nailpolish
62. Laugh at the moon
63. Serenade the sun
64. Walk on an "invisible" thin line in a shop
65. Snort your coffee
66. Pretend to arrive home drunk. Now I AM BORED!
67. Pretend to have a hangover at work
68. Tickle a plant
69. Baby talk a plant
70. Phone someone and ask for their business address repeat it back wrong a few times
71. Ask someone if they need a hand, give them a photo copy of a hand
72. Change your accent after every sentence
73. Have a swivel chair race
74. Fill a balloon with water, draw a face & name and drop out of an office window
75. Write "help!" on your car's window
76. Use a fruit as pointer for your next presentation
77. Water the fake office plants ... daily
78. Decide whether it's "I am bored!" or "I am a bore!"
79. Make your own "What to do when bored" list ... send it to us

Come, forget about S-E-R-I-O-U-S, you did at least grin didn't you? Add to our list, make a new list, get creative, see how far your mind can lose you or you it, take your imagination to another level for a change - expand or shrink a little. This is therapeutic - no costs involved to see a Therapist!
It's better than "I am bored"! Make a list, send it to a friend, stick it on a wall, send it to us or at least let us know if you are still bored after you have made your list!

Are you still saying "I am bored"? Then move on to the next level of boredom busters...

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