I AM BORED... WHAT TO DO WHEN BORED! The Funny Version!!
If "I am bored" is the statement and "What to do when bored" is the question... in other words you have time to kill, below is a short fun (or stupid) list of things to do today! Come have a grin, have some fun and banish boredom forever!
We do have a SERIOUS "What to do when bored" list! Below are more "BORED" links to some of our other pages this page is just for laughs or perhaps just to loosen you up a little, to help you with the transition from S-E-R-I-O-U-S to FUN!! Read it whenever you feel miserable, bored or tense!
Here Goes ... just before you reach that fatal point of being bored to death ..!
Boredom is after all only a lack of creativity!
Ask someone for advice you don't need
Listen to a painting
Take your sofa for a walk
Shave a shrub
Hold a debate. Take both sides
Interview a cloud
Ask for advice at the chemist ... disagree
Put legwarmers on the furniture
Mug a stop sign
Clean and polish your belly button
Water the dog ... see if he grows
Mow your carpet
Rake your carpet (to clean up clippings from mowing)
Dial-A-Therapist and argue
Dial-A-Prayer for forgiveness for above
Rent a dog to chase your car
Let him catch it
Sue the owner of above
Confess to a crime you didn't commit
Play solitaire - with your toes
Run for president
Make friends with a bird in your garden ... give him a name
Give your goldfish language enrichment classes
Talk politics to a tree
Put out a fire
If you can't find a fire start one
Confuse an ant by moving a grain of sugar around
Tell your boss you are bored at the office
Tell your kids the neighbors invited them for a party
Learn to break dance .. on the couch
Learn to Hip Hop dance in front of a window the neighbors can see
Get a bubble blower and tell the secretary to count the bubbles
Make up songs or poems about your mother-in-law
Send it to her
Make a tune with your phones keypad numbers
Dial the above number and speak to them
Practice your cartwheel skills
Write an autobiography about your boss
Play pranks on your friends
Change the names on someones phone
Bore someone with the words "I am bored!"
Turn the volume of the TV down and make up dialogue
Visit a beauty salon - only ask for tips
Take your TV for a walk in the garden
Have a heart to heart with your car
Have a picnic in the office on the carpet
Talk to your imaginery friend in public
Sing wildly to some music while in traffic
Shave your head
Shave someone elses head
Tan patterns on your face
Walk with your slippers into the office
Give a stranger some marital advice
Go fishing in your towns fountain
Pull faces at strangers
Teach your dog to say: "I can bite"
Doodle with your wife or girlfriends nailpolish
Laugh at the moon
Serenade the sun
Walk on an "invisible" thin line in a shop
Snort your coffee
Pretend to arrive home drunk. Now I AM BORED!
Pretend to have a hangover at work
Tickle a plant
Baby talk a plant
Phone someone and ask for their business address repeat it back wrong a few times
Ask someone if they need a hand, give them a photo copy of a hand
Change your accent after every sentence
Have a swivel chair race
Fill a balloon with water, draw a face & name and drop out of an office window
Write "help!" on your car's window
Use a fruit as pointer for your next presentation
Water the fake office plants ... daily
Decide whether it's "I am bored!" or "I am a bore!"
Make your own "What to do when bored" list ... send it to us
Come, forget about S-E-R-I-O-U-S, you did at least grin didn't you? Add to our list, make a new list, get creative, see how far your mind can lose you or you it, take your imagination to another level for a change - expand or shrink a little.
This is therapeutic - no costs involved to see a Therapist!
It's better than "I am bored"! Make a list, send it to a friend, stick it on a wall, send it to us or at least let us know if you are still bored after you have made your list!
"WHAT TO DO WHEN BORED"?
There are thousands of people who are a bit bored out there! Cool, Fun Loving, Creative people like YOU can help - tell us what you and your family and friends do to brighten up your days! Think back - the most fun you've ever had, what you call yourself instead of "bored", the greatest thing you've ever created, your next top priority "must do before I die" quest, past & present hobbies or simply what made you laugh for hours or kept you entertained for days! Here's your chance to MAKE someone's day with some new fresh "What to do when bored" ideas!
Your Boredom Busters!
Click on the links below to see contributions from other visitors to this page...
Aluminium or Soda Can Fun Go for a walk and pick up aluminium cans for recycling. You get exercise and can make a little cash from recycling!
Other uses for aluminium cans:
Dancing A truly fun thing to do when you are bored.
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How to NOT be bored
1. Build a robot; name it Bob
2. Yell at random "invisible" people in the middle of the highway
3. Pretend to speak Spanish to non-Spanish-speaking-people …
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ICE BLOCKING Ice blocking is our way of having great fun when we are bored! It's so simple you slide down a hill on a solid block of ice. If you are prepared to get …
Mud Boggin We take our 4 wheelers out to an open field after a good rain and slide through the mud trying not to get stuck and trying to slide the farthest!
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