I'm A Bandit!
by Tawni & Katrina
(Blackfoot, Idaho, USA)
With my hood on and whispering to myself while staring at the floor, "I'm a bandit, and I'm gonna steal all your stuff!!"
My boyfriend, Tyler, "You know I can hear you, right?"
Me, "Uhh..No you can't..."
**A Few Days Later**
Sitting on some stairs with my friend, Katrina, "You can be my accomplice, you know?. I mean, you can fill my marshmallow pit."
Katrina: Marshmallow pit? What are you talking about?
Me: Well, I'm gonna leave a bunch of valuables leadind to my house and leave one dangling above my trap door. When I see them reach for it, I'll pull my rope and make them fall in my pit of marshmallows so they'll be like, "Marshmallows! How can I be mad?"
Katrina: Yeah! And I'll fill the pit with the fruit flavored kind, so when they look at it again they'll get ticked-off!!"
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