Funny sayings about brothers
by Cassie F.
(South Carolina )
He's a 29 year old who acts like a five year old; he deserves crappy stuff for Christmas.
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out his nose.
My brother's table manners were disgusting. My mom once asked: "Do you have to eat like a piggy?" He took 2 fries stuck it up his nose. looked her in the eyes and replied: No mom like a Walrus!
My brother didn't want to eat his food, my mom said: "Do you know how many children go without food each day?" Clever said: "Well why don't you send this to them?"
Brothers are the only people who will pick on you for their own entertainment and beat anyone else up who tries.
My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling. Teacher: You must be kidding! No, that's my brother, I'm Joking.
My brother told my parents he was gay. Now they tell everyone they've raised a BISON of a boy!
I asked my brother for name suggestions for our new twins. He said the girl should be Denise, I thought, not bad and the boy? He replied: Denephew!
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