What life is like funny sayings and quotes to make you smile and think

by Thomas


"Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." - Dr. Seuss


"Life is an argument you can’t win." - Paul McCartney


"Always try to be funny, at least if you fail nobody laughs at you." - Anonymous


"Don't take life so seriously... there are no survivors." - White Eagle


"In life we all have an unspeakable secret, an irreversible regret, an unreachable dream and an unforgettable love." - Diego Marchi


"I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry." - Mountain Dreamer


"Our dreams in life are like stars… one blows up and another one gets brighter." - Unknown


"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass...it's learning to dance in the rain to the beat of the thunder." - Red Wolf


At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.
- Roxanne


"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That's why it's called the present." - Anonymous


"Never regret something that made you smile." - Oprah


"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Unknown


"You have enemies? GOOD. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." - Winston Churchill


10 Funny Rules of Life:

Be brave even if your not, pretend to be. No one can tell the difference.

Think big thoughts, relish small pleasures.

Learn to listen. Opportunity sometimes knocks very softly.

Never deprive someone of hope, it may be all they have.

Strive for excellence, not perfection.

When someone hugs you let them be the first to let go.

Never cut what can be untied.

Search for big problems. They disguise big oppurtunities.

Don't expect life to be fair.

Remember: Success comes to the one who acts first.

More Life Sayings:

"Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get." - Danny Devito


"Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans."
- John Lennon


"Life is like a rainbow: the more you live it, the more you realize what a miracle it is." - Unknown















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