Over the hill and can see the lighter side of life
The lighter side of life is funny
Received a few sayings about the lighter side of life today, some are funny, some true and some funny and true. Here goes, enjoy:
~ Money will buy a fine dog .. . . but only kindness will make him wag his tail.
~ If you don't have a sense of humour . . . you probably don't have any sense at all.
~ Seat belts are not as confining . . . as wheelchairs.
~ A good time to keep your mouth shut is . . when you're in deep water.
~ How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
~ Business conventions are important . . .because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
~ Why is it that at class reunions . . .you feel younger than everyone else looks?
~ Scratch a cat (or dog) . . ..and you will have a job for life.
~ No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy (or girl)... who wants to buy a car.
~ There are no new sins . . .. the old ones just get more publicity.
~ I've reached the age where . . .'happy hour' is a nap.
~ The trouble with bucket seats is that . .. not everybody has the same size bucket.
~ Do you realize that, in about 40 years . . we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos and rap music will be the Golden Oldies!
~ Money can't buy happiness .. . . but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Cadillac than on a Scooter.
~ After 60, if you don't wake up aching in every joint . . you're probably dead.
From: Some old OVER THE HILL lady
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