Top 20 Short funny sayings about stupid people and stupidity

by Lulu
(Toledo, OH)



Left Brain Right Brain

"Better to keep silent an let people think you are a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt." -Abraham Lincoln

I'm not fluent in IDIOT, so please speak s-l-o-w-l-y and clearly.

Before. B-E-F-O-R-E. Not b4. We speak English not BINGO!

A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that her mouth is extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.

It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful.

If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

Every One Has The Right To Do Stupid Things But You are Abusing that Privilege.

Stupidity is like a giant car heading towards a brick wall and everyone's arguing over where they're going to sit.”

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

That cloud just looked down and said: Hey look that is shaped liked an idiot.

Don't blame yourself. Let me do it!

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder!

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Make it idiot proof and someone will create a better idiot.

Nice perfume. Do you have to marinade in it?

Stupid is as stupid does.

Support bacteria, they are the only culture some people have.

I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it is hard to pronounce.

Those who laugh last thinks slowest.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never bother to change.

Make it Top 30!

Wise man know where courage ends and stupidity begin.

There are only two races on this planet... the intelligent and the stupid.

Egotism is the anesthetic that dulls the pain of stupidity.

Anything too stupid to be said turns into a song.

Stupidity is the deliberate cultivation of ignorance.

In politics stupidity is not a handicap.

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe and it has a much longer shelf life.

Earnestness is stupidity sent to college.

I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it.

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Much creativity here!
by: Anonymous

I must say, these are so funny and creative!
Thanks for collating them.

So funny
by: Manual

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Intelligent life
by: Anonymous

Personally, I don't believe in intelligent life on other planets. I DON'T BELIEVE THERE'S MUCH ON EARTH EITHER!

by: musa m m

Looks like stupidity is topping the charts, I like it.

Your mamma joke! Hehe xD
by: Your Momma

Your mammas so ugly, bob the builder said i cant fix this!!:) Hehe got me everytime

~By Your Momma?

I love these stupid sayings and quotes
by: Stupid

What more can I say... I am stupid.

A little bit of stupidity from me
by: Best stupid

It's better to be the greatest of all stupids than to be the dumbest of all intelligent people.

by: Anonymous

'"A word to the wise isn't necessary, stupid people need the advice''. ~Bill Cosby

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