Funny fat sayings
Funny Skinny Person Saying
I'm not fat I'm just over-flowing with awesomeness.
I'm not fat I'm just swollen.
I'm too fat to skinny dip so I chunky dunk.
My six-pack is so precious I protect it with a layer of fat.
I'm not fat I'm a few inches too short.
I'm as bored as a fat person without food.
My wife is not fat either, she is a nutritional overachiever.
Why is America the only country where poor people are fat?
If a Monday was a girl, she would be that fat girl who tells the teacher when you cheat.
You are so fat I bet your food goes "heeeeeeeee" when it has to ride out all those rolls, just like a roller coaster ride!