Dog Jokes

by Emily

I want to share some cute clean dog jokes with you:

Teacher: Johnny your essay about "Your Dog" is exactly the same as your brothers, did you copy his work?

Johnny: No Sir, it's the same dog. :-)

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Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?

A: Because frost bite!

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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?

A: You can step in a poodle!

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What is great about putting garlic in your dogs food?

A: His bark is much worse than his bite!

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What type of dog can wear contact lenses?

A: A cock-eyed spaniel!

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How do you catch a runaway dog?

A: Hide behind a tree and make like a bone!

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What do you get when you cross a...

Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso {A}: Peekasso
Collie and a Malamute. {A}: Commute
Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu {A}: Bull(poop?)

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What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?

A: Slush puppies!

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Why do dogs run in circles?

A: Because its hard to run in squares!

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What do you call a clever blond?

A: A Golden Retriever!

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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?

A: A computer with lots of bites!

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Please comment with a cute dog joke!!