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Dog Jokes
by Emily
Funny Dog Jokes
I want to share some cute clean dog jokes with you:
Teacher: Johnny your essay about "Your Dog" is exactly the same as your brothers, did you copy his work?
Johnny: No Sir, it's the same dog. :-)
Why did the snowman name his dog Frost?
A: Because frost bite!
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
A: You can step in a poodle!
What is great about putting garlic in your dogs food?
A: His bark is much worse than his bite!
What type of dog can wear contact lenses?
A: A cock-eyed spaniel!
How do you catch a runaway dog?
A: Hide behind a tree and make like a bone!
What do you get when you cross a...
Pekingese and a Lhasa Apso {A}: Peekasso
Collie and a Malamute. {A}: Commute
Bull Terrier and a ShihTzu {A}: Bull(poop?)
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
A: Slush puppies!
Why do dogs run in circles?
A: Because its hard to run in squares!
What do you call a clever blond?
A: A Golden Retriever!
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller?
A: A computer with lots of bites!
Please comment with a cute dog joke!!
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