Funny Credit Card Tips

Straight Credit Card Payment

When I'm at a restaurant and tip with my credit card, I write down a negative amount so I get "Cash back".

A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and attractive to all woman, so she turned him into a credit card.

This year at Christmas time my cards on all gifts will read "From: My Credit Card"

My wife tried to use our credit card on the internet, she inserted it into the floppy drive, how do I get it out?

I'm not one to brag about my financial accomplishments but my credit card company phones me almost everyday to tell me my credit card balance is outstanding.

I apply for a new credit card every month to pay for the others, so I figured by the time I apply for the last one, the first one will be paid off.