Funny fat sayings

by Bongo

Funny Skinny Person Saying

Funny Skinny Person Saying

I'm not fat I'm just over-flowing with awesomeness.

I'm not fat I'm just swollen.

I'm too fat to skinny dip so I chunky dunk.

My six-pack is so precious I protect it with a layer of fat.

I'm not fat I'm a few inches too short.

I'm as bored as a fat person without food.

My wife is not fat either, she is a nutritional overachiever.

Why is America the only country where poor people are fat?

If a Monday was a girl, she would be that fat girl who tells the teacher when you cheat.

You are so fat I bet your food goes "heeeeeeeee" when it has to ride out all those rolls, just like a roller coaster ride!

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Extremely funny
by: Stony

Ha ha ha, I can’t stop laughing because these fat sayings are too funny. I never get to laugh to this extent anywhere and never got a chance to laugh this much in the past. These sayings are insightful as well.

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