Funny saying about life.
by Sky Starnes
(Buffalo Gap, TX)
You can't undo yesterday but you can work on today. Tomorrow, you can only wonder how you messed up two days in a row.
The most important thing in life is not knowing everything, but having the phone number of someone who does.
Life is like a very long TV show... without a remote control.
Growing up is absolutely amazing, until you get old.
Retirement is great. You get to be your own boss and tell yourself to do nothing all day.
Some think language was invented to fulfil a deep need to complain.
The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax.
When I said I cleared my room, I meant I made a path from the door to the bed.
Consider yourself a crayon, you may not be everyones favorite color, but they will need you to complete their picture.
I love everyone. I love to be around some, love to stay away from some, love to punch some in the face.
I'm old enough to know better and young enough to do it anyway.
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