Funny Sayings About And For Parents

Funny Sayings

Funny Sayings

Tell your parents its NOT polite to point at other people when they point their finger at you when you have been bad.

Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shut-up.

Families with babies and families without always feel so sorry for each other.

My mum use to get morning sickness after I was born.

Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it.

When you have a baby you start liking your in-laws, they can hold the baby and you can go out.

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

Many parents actually handicap their children by making their lives too easy.

Each day we make deposits into the memory banks of our children.

When your children become wild and unruly, use a nice safe playpen, climb out when they are calmer.

Your child is the best person to teach you how much patience you have.

The trouble with being a parent is that by the time you are experienced, you are unemployed.

Most of us bind our children to us with fear when we should be doing it with gentleness and respect.

Babies changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.

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Politics and poops
by: YuGo

politics and poops...
lately I've begun to think that they're the same thing LOL

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by: Ben

I really enjoyed this! I think you have done a great job and through that you can make many people happier. It is my personal opinion and what I have felt after reading these funny sayings. Thank you!

by: polly

Ha Ha… These are really funny and I just could not stop laughing reading a couple of those, which were extremely hilarious. This one literally made my day, "Until I was thirteen I thought my name was Shut-up".

This is hilarious spelt with a capital "H"
by: Georgia

Love this, love your website, keep it up! All great fun! Love Georgia

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