I'm A Bandit!

by Tawni & Katrina
(Blackfoot, Idaho, USA)

With my hood on and whispering to myself while staring at the floor, "I'm a bandit, and I'm gonna steal all your stuff!!"

My boyfriend, Tyler, "You know I can hear you, right?"

Me, "Uhh..No you can't..."

**A Few Days Later**

Sitting on some stairs with my friend, Katrina, "You can be my accomplice, you know?. I mean, you can fill my marshmallow pit."

Katrina: Marshmallow pit? What are you talking about?

Me: Well, I'm gonna leave a bunch of valuables leadind to my house and leave one dangling above my trap door. When I see them reach for it, I'll pull my rope and make them fall in my pit of marshmallows so they'll be like, "Marshmallows! How can I be mad?"

Katrina: Yeah! And I'll fill the pit with the fruit flavored kind, so when they look at it again they'll get ticked-off!!"