Ninja

by Kaycie
(USA)

Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same melody?
Why did you just try to sing the two songs above?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. My desk is a work station?

Where is the cat in the catwalk?

If horrific means to make horrible, why doesn't terrific mean to make terrible?

If you had amnesia and recovered, would you remember that you forgot?

How can there be self-help groups?

If you had 24 odds and ends on a table, and 23 fell off, what is left, an odd or an end?

Where can you buy those little plastic ends to put on your shoe laces?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-thru ATM?

Why do we raise our shoulders when we run in the rain?

If skylights are so cool to have in your home, why are the people who live above me so furious?

Do you get one-way dead-end streets?

Why do you receive telephone bills in countries that proclaim they have "free speech"?