12 Really Silly Knock-Knock Jokes

by Shannon
(Martinsburg, WV, USA)

Need some lighthearted comedy? We’ve got you.
Now for the burning question that follow each new good knock knock joke, "who's there?"


Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nona
Nona who?
Nona your business!

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Waddle
Waddle who?
Waddle it take for you to open the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to sit out in the cold while someone asks, "Who's there?"

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little help opening the door!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anyone want to let me in?

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
‘Ears another knock knock joke for you!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door?

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe you like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Diane.
Diane who?
I’m Diane to come in.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?

Hope You Enjoyed!