FUNNY QUESTIONS
WITH ANSWERS
VOLUME 3

More Seriously Funny Questions with Answers to broaden your understanding of the human mind! Some call it stupid, some call it entertaining, some call it fun - the choice is yours! Don't forget to send us YOUR Funny Questions with Answers! AFTER ME ...

1. If it takes 8 men 4 hours to build a wall, how long will it take 4 men to build it?
   No time, it's already built!
2. What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
   Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
3. How do you make a hot dog stand?
   Steal its chair.
4. How do you make an egg laugh?
   Tell it a yolk. 5 STAR Funny Question!
5. How do you go without sleep for 8 days?
   You sleep at night.
6. What bird can lift the most?
   A crane.
7. What bone will a dog never eat?
   A trombone.
8. What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
   Wet feet.
9. What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?
   A piano.
10. If you throw a grey stone into the red sea what will it become?
    Wet!
11. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
    A rash of good luck.
12. What has 6 eyes but can't see?
    3 blind mice.
13. What has one horn and gives milk?
    A milk truck.
14. What happens when frogs park illegally?
    They get toad.
15. What do you call a song sung in an automobile?
    A cartoon.
16. What is a tree's favorite drink?
    Root beer.
17. How many wives does Buddhism allow?
    As many as your tolerance for misery can bear.
18. What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
    Big holes all over Australia!
19. What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
    Bugs Bunny. 5 Star Funny Question!
20. What do you do when your chair breaks?
    Call a chairman.
21. Why did the doughnut shop close?
    The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
22. What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?
    The Presidential Seal.
23. What's round and bad-tempered?
    A vicious circle.
24. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
25. Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?
    He took them to a pignic.
26. What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?
    Deviled eggs.
27. What kind of cats like to go bowling?
    Alley cats.
28. What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
    A red carnation.
29. What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
    A pink car-nation.
30. If you are so nice, why aren't you married?
    I'm not single my wife just doesn't know who I am yet!
31. What's green and loud?
    A froghorn.
32. What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?
    An in-car-nation.
33. What kind of ties can't you wear?
    Railroad ties.
34. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
    A rash of good luck.
35. How can you get four suits for a dollar?
    Buy a deck of cards.
36. How do you prevent a Summer cold?
    Catch it in the Winter!
37. How does a pig go to hospital?
    In a hambulance.
38. What country makes you shiver?
    Chile.
39. What did one elevator say to the other?
    I think I'm coming down with something!
40. What can you hold without ever touching it?
    A conversation.
41. What clothes does a house wear?
    Address.
42. How do you know if a guy is in love?
    He loses interest in his car for a few days.
43. What did one magnet say to the other?
    I find you very attractive.
44. What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
    It's time to go to sweep. 5 STAR Funny Question!
45. What do you call a calf after it's six months old?
    Seven months old.
46. What did the rug say to the floor?
    Don't move, I've got you covered.
47. What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?
    Dead.
48. How do you know the American Government DID strive to do it bigger and better?
    When they pay $3 000 000 000 for a 10 year survey which concludes that 3/4 of the people in America make up 75% of the population!
49. What did the necktie say to the hat?
    You go on ahead. I'll hang around for a while.
50. Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?
    His powder puff is on the wrong end.
51. What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
    A brick layer!
52. How do you know the world is going crazy?
    The best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy and the tallest guy in the National Basketball team is Chinese!
53. Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?
    She ran away from the ball.
54. What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A pork chop.
55. How do dinosaurs pay their bills?
    With Tyrannosaurus checks.
56. What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
    Tyrannosaurus Tex.
57. What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?
    Sleep somewhere else.
58. What does the latest label on HP Laptops say?
    Intel inside ... Fool outside!
59. What would Adam say to Eve this day?
    Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself. 5 STAR Funny Question!
60. What happens to those who live by the sword these days?
    They get shot by those who dont.
61. What do you get when you fry beans and onions together?
    Tear gas.
62. How do you find an Irish pirate?
    He is the one with patches over both eyes.
63. What does one bucket of vomit say to the other while they walk down the street?
    That's where I was brought up!

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