Cereal and Milk. AH!

by Audrey White
(California)

• Use ketchup as a tanning device.



• Scream random profanities at anyone who looks at you.



• Repeat everything you say three times and if anyone gives you a weird look scream at them that you are not a freak.



• Lick someone and then tell them they taste bad.



• Hold a funeral for your long lost toothbrush.



• Throw a party and not invite anyone.



• Dress up like your mom and nag yourself to clean your room.



• Try to fill up a balloon with pudding.



• If you succeed, playfully throw them at little kids.



• Take lots of pics.