Cute Knock Knock Joke


(Anon)

Knock knock
Who's there
Sleeping orange
Sleeping orange who?
Shhh im'e sleeping!

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by: Anonymous

I will give 9 more!

So here goes:

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke and find out.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door, it's freezing!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs me something to eat.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you. Hands up!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alaska.
Alaska who?
Alaska one more time - please open the door?

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