Funny Birth Sayings

by Jared
(London, England)

You must have been born on a highway. That's where most accidents happen.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.

Click here to post comments

Join in and write your own page! It's easy to do. How? Simply click here to return to Funny Sayings.





FUN PRODUCTS

Our recommendation lists makes it easier to find the perfect product.

crafting must haves
Best board and card games
Teen party ideas
Kids party themes
Baby Shower Games, Themes, Decor


RANDOM FUN






SOCIAL FUN









MORE FUN










Thanksgiving gifts and favors

Christmas gifts and favors







PRINTABLE GAMES


Camping Games



CREATIVE FUN


FREE TEMPLATES

FREE PRINTABLE PARTIES

DIGITAL PAPER & CLIP ART

TRANSPARENT TEMPLATES


CREATE THIS EASILY!








FIND MORE FUN










MOST POPULAR
PAGES TODAY







SEARCH THIS SITE


Loading