Funny Birth Sayings

by Jared
(London, England)

You must have been born on a highway. That's where most accidents happen.

When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.

My mother had morning sickness after I was born.

When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.

Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer.

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