Funny break up sayings that work

by Terra
(Houston, TX)

Funny Side Of Breaking Up

Funny Side Of Breaking Up

I have been reading my future, and unfortunately you weren't in it! More Submissions Below.

I accidently kissed someone today, after 10 minutes I realized it wasn't you, is it over between us now? - Mads

Dating and looking good is just too much work for one person, so I decided to go with "looking good". - Bernice

Choose between your mother and me! If it's her, I don't want to see you again. If it's me... you'll treat me like that one day, I don't want to see you again. - Cashne

I suffer from chronic claustrophobia: I can only stay in this relationship if you agree that I am free to date anyone my heart desire and obviously that means we will see a whole lot less of each other. - Ju

What goes POOF and it's gone? You out of my life! - Velmi

90% of the women in our family are psychopaths. I don't want you to walk away, I think you should run while you're still ok. - Rick

When I date someone for longer than a {week} then my dead great grandfather starts to haunt and injure that person. Be safe! - Drew

Santa said he's giving me the perfect boy friend for Christmas, I'm sorry it wasn't you. - Becks

It's time for spring break in our relationship. Catch you next winter Ok! - Ruven

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starstarstarstarstar 		It’s not me it’s you.... ;D
by: Anonymous

One that my friend and I joke about is ...
It’s not me, it’s you
That’s what everyone is thinking when they say that.
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by: Malorie

Hey have you seen that movie other people because that's what I would like to see
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starstarstarstarstar 		It's u
by: Anonymous

Itz not you itz me but mostly you

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