Funny knock knock jokes
by Luke
(Canton, Ohio, USA)
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Pig.
Pig who?
Pig up your feet or you'll Twip!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who? Orange you glad you didn't say
banana!Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo, who?
Don't cry!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Goat.
Goat who?
Goat to the door and find out!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio Who?
Radio not, here I come!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Waiter.
Waiter who?
Waiter minute while I tie my shoelaces!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Norma Lee I have my key.
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon tell you another knock knock joke!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tennis.
Tennis who?
Tennis Five plus Five!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hammond.
Hammond who?
Hammond eggs for breakfast please!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Costas.
Costas who?
Costas a fortune to get here!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears some more knock knock jokes for you!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Odysseus!
Odysseus who?
Odysseus the last straw!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Renato.
Renato who?
Renato gas for my car!
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Isaiah.
Isaiah who?
Isaiah nothing till you open this door!
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