Try this. Go to Walmart. Go to the toy section. Take a Dora doll. Put it on the floor in the middle of the aisle. Then go hide. When someone tries to pick it up, scream, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?”
Repeat it in the jewelry section!
Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you are a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Great, my shift is done. I don’t get paid enough to do this”
Spend some time staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just keep saying "blink" with an amuzed look on your face!
Put jockstraps in the lingerie department
Put lingerie in the men’s department.
Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s / lady's carts when they turn around.
Try on a crazy costume and walk casually through the store.
Try EVERYTHING that says "TRY ME"!
Ride around on the electric cars and pretend that you’re a well-to-do English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man” to people who walk by.
Find boxes of "personal type items" and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it!
In the auto department, practice the “Madonna” look with various funnels on your chest.
Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose / clean your teeth.
“Test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 2 minute intervals.
Re-dress the mannequins as you like.
Take a display bicycle for a "test-drive" through the store.
Test the fishing rods, see if you can catch something in another aisle.
If asked "do you need any help", start crying, yell "why don't you people just leave me alone."
Make up product names that don't exist and ask employees for them. Like: Where are your "Snoshticks"?
Play "MARCO POLO" with a friend in the store.
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