Have you ever noticed that we live in a world were pizza gets to ur house before the police??
Men are like bank account the less money you have the less interest they show
The police are looking for someone who is Sexy, great in bed and has nice hair... your ugly ass is safe but were shuld i hide
people say you cant live without love... i think oxigen is alil more important
The things you here about me might be true but me and you no damn well it culd be juss as fake as the b.... who told you that!
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