Sharp-sharp funnies

by A Friend

Dedicated to my friend Annemie Louw and to the enjoyment her wit provides on Facebook. Here are some of the stuff she says (or read on internet:-)

I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
+1 comment then said: "foggit"

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.

This girl says she recognizes me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore??

I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!

When chemists die, they barium.

I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now...