by A Friend
Dedicated to my friend Annemie Louw and to the enjoyment her wit provides on Facebook. Here are some of the stuff she says (or read on internet:-)
I tried to catch some fog... I mist!
+1 comment then said: "foggit"
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Broken pencils are pointless.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity . I can't put it down.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went... Then it dawned on me.
This girl says she recognizes me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore??
I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst!
When chemists die, they barium.
I changed my iPod name to Titanic. It's syncing now...