The funny thing is...

by Reneir

We're driving along a road and see a dog washing himself:

My friends says: I bet you wish you could do that!

Me: NO! I'm sure he will bite me!

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Laughing up my sleeve
by: Pete

No! HAHAHAHAHA! Very funny!


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