Variations of Chicken Crossing Road Jokes

by Megan
(NSW, Australia)

Why did the chicken cross the road

Why did the chicken cross the road

Q: Why did the Cow cross the road?

A: Because it wanted to go to the moo-vies

Q: Why did the chickens cross the road?
A: They thought it was a egg-cellent idea!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To prove he wasn't chicken!

Q: How do you keep a chicken in suspense?
A: I'll tell you later.

Q: Why did the chicken really cross the road?
A: He thought it was egg-citing!

Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station.

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by: Deandre

This is truly cute and funny. The best chicken jokes I've seen so far. Lovely site, thank you.

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