What do u call a Mexican that lost his car?

by Jessica Austin
(NSW)

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

CARLOS



What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on the wall?
Art

What do you call an armless, legless man at your front door?
Mat

What do you call an armless, legless man in your mailbox?
Bill

What do you call an armless, legless man in the swimming pool?
Bob

What do you call an armless, legless man on a chalkboard?
Mark

What do people do in clock factories?
They make faces all day

Why did the cabbage win the race?
Because it was a-head!