Where is your phone?

by Brianna Hope.
(Indiana)

Where is your phone?

It went to call a cab to find you.

What is the meaning of life?
To think about questions like this.

Why don't blonds double recipes?
The oven doesn not go to 700 degrees

How come you get the pizza faster than an ambulance?

Why is it that they say penny for your thoughts and yet you have to put your two cents worth?

If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

Do blind people see their dreams? And do colour blind people see their dreams in black and white?

If Americans throw rice at weddings do Asians throw burgers?

If you have the speed of light and sound then can you find the speed of smell?

Did a clumsy javelin thrower discover the pole vault?

If quicksand sucks people down slowly why is it called quick?

Why do feet smell and a nose run?

Do you get a crash course for pilots?

Would you believe a liar who admits he is one?


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